There is a tradition orcs must follow
When they are about to go to war
The chief must safeguard his bloodline
And place his seed inside a lucky whore!
Strength and ferocity weren't Gor-Nacular's only gifts to me
As you can guess i'm rather well-endowed.
You there, voluptuous orc maiden in the back
I'll bet I can make you scream real loud!
YOU MUST PROCREATE!
All the soldiers chant as we enter the tent
All the soldiers shout as I go in and out
All the soldiers growl as I make her howl
All the soldiers roar as she begs for more!
No condoms needed!
"Infertile Myrtle is my name!"
My nostrils begin to flare
Her name seems rather problematic
For she could not conceive an heir
so
Broke her brain, yes I did
Cuz she could not have my kid
In a rage, frenzied I
Move on to the next not-guy
YOU MUST PROCREATE
Oh yes
You don't have to tell me twice
Sing it loud, sing it proud
alright, I know!
I MUST PROCREATE!
As we enter the tent
As I go in and out, as I make her howl
As she begs for more, all the soldiers roar
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