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Comes in an awesome digipak with lyrics on the tabs! Also contains one bonus track exclusive to the CD version, "Fuck The Elves"!
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lyrics
With your death your race will fall / I snarled at the goblin mage / before I could raise my sword / he smiled stupidly, gave his staff a wave / disarmed, bowled over by goblin magic / pinned down, this defeat will make me sick / how could I die so easily in the name of orc supremacy? / The goblin mage produced a knife / with which, I guess, he’d peel my face / till a sword belt looped around his neck / my skin, he would never taste / spell was broken, I got up / as the wizard begged and croaked / troll the brave, somehow alive, held the belt around the goblin’s throat / Strangled by your own Sword Belt (the irony’s so thick you could butter your toast with it) / fate favored the troll once / but not twice that day / for the goblin broke free / and blasted the troll away / the troll’s sacrifice gave me one chance to end the goblin mage’s reign / I swiped his staff and shoved it down his gullet, mission accomplished
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