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"Black Forest" Ham

from Orcs 1 Goblins 0 by ORCumentary

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(“Black Forest” Ham) My name it is “Black Forest” ham / my height is half that of a man / if you do not flee when I count to three / then you shall be slain where you stand, whee! / (O) There he stood, “Black Forest” Ham / no taller than a kid / he held aloft a glowing gourd / the troll then ran and hid / (Ham) Your friend is wise he said to me / (Ham) You’d best be gone when I count to three! / (O) I drew my sword and to his surprise / I cut him down to size! / His name it was “Black Forest” Ham / his height was half that of a man / he was halved once more when I used my sword / blood oozed out like raspberry jam! / “Black Forest” Ham squealed and died / but then I heard a cheer / before you could say “fuck the elves” a goblin horde appeared / (T) To kill the Halfling was unwise / his magic gourd kept the goblins at bay / (O) I’ll stand and fight, I will not flee / if that’s what you’re trying to say / (Troll) it’s what I’m trying to say / too many goblins left to main / this would be the end of the game / the troll for my sake threw me ‘cross the lake / this trouble’s all because of, what’s his name?! / The Troll he swam across the lake / I was drenched when dry he did shake / we are safe across but now we are lost / much more of this I could not take!

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from Orcs 1 Goblins 0, released March 23, 2013

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