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Comes in an awesome digipak with lyrics on the tabs! Also contains one bonus track exclusive to the CD version, "Fuck The Elves"!
Includes unlimited streaming of Orcs 1 Goblins 0
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lyrics
(Troll) This is a song, it is about me / Troll the Brave and True / this is an account on how I met Orc Adams / and I shall share it with you! / (Orc Adams) You stupid troll, outta my way / I’m trying to hide so the goblins won’t capture me today / wipe that stupid smile off your face / or it shall be cracked with a whack of my spear! / (T) I’m smiling mister Orc / because our meeting was predetermined / (O) Gor-Nacular never told me I’d meet / a troll who stank of urine / (T) I’m here to help, don’t be cross / I’m your assistant and you’re my boss / out of this forest I’ll lead the way to avoid the goblins / (O) okay / Why I didn’t go / through the portal with an army I’ll never know / my arrogance cost me a victory / now I’m forced to accept help / from a troll who stinks of moldy cheese / (T) This was a song, it was about me / Troll the Brave and True / this was an account on how I met Orc Adams / and I have shared it with you
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